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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Aug 2011 17:47:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Cyprien critique le single de Senna</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jun 2011 15:18:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Me want beer</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jun 2011 12:03:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Médecine</title>
		<link>https://blog.rhylek.com/?p=511</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jun 2011 08:26:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rhylek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Même le journaliste n&#8217;en revient pas&#8230; enfin je vais dire euh&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Cat in the box</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2011 07:45:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rhylek</dc:creator>
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		<title>Talking dog</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 May 2011 08:56:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rhylek</dc:creator>
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		<title>Darnell Turner &#8211; Please Respect The Meat</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 May 2011 08:01:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rhylek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Darnell: My sweet animal brother, please forgive my sin. mmmm Food source with a mother, where do I begin&#8230; To explain how my heart toils, justifyin&#8217; that you boil Leftovers I wrap in foil. America burns too much oil. (Gotta &#8230; <a href="https://blog.rhylek.com/?p=158">Continuer la lecture <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><span id="more-158"></span>Darnell:<br />
My sweet animal brother, please forgive my sin. mmmm<br />
Food source with a mother, where do I begin&#8230;<br />
To explain how my heart toils, justifyin&#8217; that you boil<br />
Leftovers I wrap in foil. America burns too much oil. (Gotta stay focused)</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">When I make my dirty dollar, I have heard the sound (wait for it-it&#8217;s heavy)<br />
Of a crab who hiss and hollers, as he&#8217;s drowning down.<br />
That crab fritter you see fryin&#8217; was once a critter I sent dyin&#8217;<br />
I want to be a quitter and I&#8217;m sure tryin&#8217;, &#8217;cause I&#8217;m a cook who can&#8217;t stop cryin&#8217;. mmmm</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">I&#8217;m not sayin&#8217; what you eat; Have a shish kebab or piggy feet<br />
But honor he who feels the heat &#8212;-pleeeaaase respect the meat.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Earl, rapping:<br />
I want to say thank you, thank you from the nation, to the people with claws-crustaceans!<br />
And the other animals whose location will end up in my drawers-mastication.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Joy:<br />
Hey, it&#8217;s not selfish, it is quite valid to hope the shellfish get their own mallet<br />
Then you might well wish you ordered salad when a crab whips your ass &#8212;Darnell, kick your ballad!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Darnell:<br />
It&#8217;s no crime to sell a ton of murdered exoskeletons<br />
No one cried when he got fried because he walks from side to side.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">All:<br />
Chiga, chiga, chiga, chiga -PINCH! Chiga, chiga, chiga, chiga -PINCH!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Randy, doing Barry White voice:<br />
Baby, I tried staying away from you. You know- trying to see other foods;<br />
Broccoli, tofu &#8211;I even tried dipping it in butter&#8211; but it&#8217;s not you.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Darnell:<br />
I&#8217;m not sayin&#8217; what to eat, life is short and life is sweet,<br />
And meat is life, so I repeat &#8212;pleeeeaaase respect the meat.<br />
(digest slowly&#8230;.even in Crete&#8230;)</p>
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		<title>J&#8217;adore les chats</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 May 2011 10:20:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rhylek</dc:creator>
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		<title>Max Boublil &#8211; La chanson raciste</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 May 2011 08:59:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rhylek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Il faut arrêter de dire que les noirs sentent mauvais C&#8217;est juste une odeur différente de toi et moi Il faut arrêter de dire que les juifs n&#8217;aiment que l&#8217;argent Ils aiment aussi la carte bleue et la Visa Il &#8230; <a href="https://blog.rhylek.com/?p=113">Continuer la lecture <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><span id="more-113"></span>Il faut arrêter de dire que les noirs sentent mauvais<br />
C&#8217;est juste une odeur différente de toi et moi<br />
Il faut arrêter de dire que les juifs n&#8217;aiment que l&#8217;argent<br />
Ils aiment aussi la carte bleue et la Visa<br />
Il faut arrêter de dire que les arabes sont des voleurs<br />
Parfois ils ne font qu&#8217;emprunter et le rendre au commissariat<br />
Il faut arrêter avec toutes ces idées la<br />
Parce qu&#8217;aujourd&#8217;hui on est tous ensemble dans le même combat</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Ce soir donnons-nous la main<br />
Ne faisons plus qu&#8217;un<br />
Contre les chinois<br />
Ce soir pensons à demain<br />
Quand nos petits gamins seront chinois</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Ils ont fait couler toutes nos boutiques du sentier<br />
Ils courent plus vite que nous<br />
Et eux ils s&#8217;font pas rattraper<br />
Ils ont pris tous nos pressing,<br />
Ils ont pris tous nos café<br />
Même dans un resto italien<br />
Tu peux te prendre un menu C<br />
Te prendre un menu C</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Ce soir donnons-nous la main,<br />
Ne faisons plus qu&#8217;un<br />
Contre les chinois<br />
Ce soir pensons à nos chiens<br />
Qui pourraient finir au resto chinois</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Ils courent plus vite que nous<br />
Ils apprennent plus vite que nous<br />
Et ils vendent moins cher que nous</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">C&#8217;est ce soir, ce soir ou jamais<br />
Alors unissons-nous<br />
Il ne nous reste plus qu&#8217;une chance</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Ce soir donnons-nous la main<br />
Ne faisons plus qu&#8217;un<br />
Contre les chinois<br />
Et ce soir pensons à demain<br />
Quand nos petits gamins seront chinois</p>
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		<title>LMFAO &#8211; Party Rock Anthem ft. Lauren Bennett, GoonRock</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 May 2011 11:59:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rhylek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[PART ROCK YEA Wooo!!!! LETS GO!! Party rock is in the house tonight Everybody just have a good time And we gonna make you lose your mind Everybody just have a good time (X2) We just wanna see yaa! Shake &#8230; <a href="https://blog.rhylek.com/?p=107">Continuer la lecture <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center;">PART ROCK<br />
YEA<br />
Wooo!!!!<br />
LETS GO!!<br />
Party rock is in the house tonight<br />
Everybody just have a good time<br />
And we gonna make you lose your mind<br />
Everybody just have a good time (X2)</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">We just wanna see yaa!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Shake That !</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">In the club party rock look up on your girl<br />
She on my jock non stop when we in the spot<br />
Booty move away like she on the block<br />
What the track I gots to know<br />
Top jeans tatto cause I’m rock and roll<br />
Half black half white diamino<br />
Gane the money out the door</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Yoooo!!<br />
I’m runnin through these hoes like drano<br />
I got that devilish flow rock and roll no halo<br />
We party rock yea! that’s the crew that I’m reppin<br />
On the rise to the top no led in our zeppelin<br />
Hey!!!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Party rock is in the house tonight<br />
Everybody just have a good time<br />
And we gonna make you lose your mind<br />
Everybody just have a good time (X2)</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">We just wanna see yaa!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Everyday I’m shuffelin</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Shuffelin shuffelin</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Step up fast and be the first girl to make me throw this cash<br />
We get money don’t be mad now stop hatein is bad</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">One more shot for us<br />
Another round<br />
Please fill up my cup<br />
Don’t mess around<br />
We just wanna see<br />
You shake it now<br />
Now you wanna be<br />
Your naked now</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Get up get down put your hands up to the sound (X3)<br />
Put your hands up to the sound (X2)<br />
Get up (X9)<br />
Put your hands up to the sound<br />
To the sound<br />
Put your hands up !!!!!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Party rock is in the house tonight<br />
Everybody just have a good time<br />
And we gonna make you lose your mind<br />
Everybody just have a good good good time</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Ohhhhh!!Ohhhhhh!!!Ohhhhhh!!!Ohhh!</p>
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